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161.第161章 锅碗瓢盆交响曲

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  不对啊!我是女孩,小气一点那是女人的权利,他郭铭泽是男孩,就应该大度一点,要是跟我斤斤计较,那才是小肚鸡肠呢!

   我眼珠子一转,不想再和姥娘讨论郭铭泽的问题,拉着姥娘的耍赖道:“姥娘,我们说小凤的事,我不愿提那个郭铭泽。”

   姥娘无奈的摇摇头,知道越是提起郭铭泽,我就越像个气蛤蟆一样,气的鼓鼓的,拿筷子一敲,能蹦的老高......

   姥娘没搭理我,手里的活也干完了,直接端着盘去了厨房,就扔我一个人在坐在桌子前,任由我生闷气。

   等我琢磨过味儿来,才追到厨房跟在姥娘屁股后面,开始跟姥娘墨迹,到底救不救小凤的问题。

   姥娘实在是被我给吵烦了,一下把盆摔在水池子里面,厉声对我说道:“你让姥娘帮她,那也要她家里人同意才行啊!难道还让姥娘自己找上门去啊!再说了,你说的小凤那是错打了大仙,姥娘我本来就是弟马,我也只能去劝说大仙给个薄面,人家大仙给不给面子还两说呢!整不好,姥娘都会把大仙给得罪了,晓晓!这些事情你都想过没有!”

   姥娘这么一急眼,给我吓的一声不敢出,这要是再敢顶嘴,估计我屁股都得被打开了花,我缩了缩脖子,咽了下口水,溜着墙边回了屋里,老实儿的坐回凳子上,听后姥娘等下发落我......

   厨房里姥娘因为生气,把锅碗瓢盆摔的叮当乱想,我在屋里,却是如坐针毡,大气都不敢喘一下。

   锅碗瓢盆交响曲慢慢的小了下来,姥娘重新回到屋里,坐在我面前,轻叹了一声“唉!晓晓,你好心姥娘知道,但是,有时候好心容易办坏事,任何事情要用脑子分析一下,你听风就是雨的毛病,什么时候能改一改啊!”

   我知道是自己的错了,眼圈一红,喃喃的说道:“姥娘,晓晓错了,就这一次!我保证就这一次!下次我绝对不会再多管闲事了,主要是这次我看到了,觉得心里挺不是滋味的,所以,才大脑一热什么都没想,就冲回来跟姥娘你说的。”

   姥娘拿我没有办法,毕竟作为一个孩子,有着一颗善良的心那是好事,姥娘只是怕我总是这么冲动,反而以后会让自己陷入圈套或者困境中。

   最后,姥娘还是妥协了,冷冷的扔给我几句话:“你让姥娘帮小凤也不是不可以,但是,我不会自己登门去管闲事,那样会坏了姥娘的名声,你去小凤家找她家里人,把错打大仙的事情讲给他们听,要是他们信,就让他们带着小凤上门来找我,要是不信,姥娘我也不管这闲事了。”

   姥娘都把话说到这份上了,我要是再不明白,那我就真是缺心眼子了......

   我兴奋的一下子从凳子上跳了起来,拉着姥娘的手臂,甩哒来,甩哒去,硬是把刚才还让我气的,鼻子不是鼻子,脸不是脸的姥娘给气的“噗嗤”一声笑了出来。



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