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小说骑士 > 姥娘带我出马仙 > 329.第329章 你不是狗鼻子,你是猪鼻子才对! (1777字)

329.第329章 你不是狗鼻子,你是猪鼻子才对!

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  郭铭泽一副洗耳恭听的表情,问道:“哦?你知道?我不信!”

   我松开他的衣角,嬉皮笑脸的,说道:“哼!这你就不知道了吧!姐姐我从小鼻子和耳朵就灵,你是要带我去海边吧?我都已经闻到咸咸的海水的味道了,你已经瞒不住了,哈哈!”

   郭铭泽淡然一笑,双手插在裤兜里,目不转睛的看着我的一颦一笑,抿了抿嘴,说道:“你是狗鼻子啊?这么灵?这都没能把你瞒住!”

   我恼羞成怒的指着郭铭泽的鼻子,咆哮如雷喊道:“郭铭泽!你骂谁狗鼻子呢?你敢再说一遍试试!”

   郭铭泽心平气和的对着我问道:“你属什么的?”

   我掐着腰,叽哩哇啦对着他大叫道:“,我属猪的咋地!别跟我扯开话题,你敢不敢把刚才的话再说一遍!”我一脸凶神恶煞的指着他问道。

   郭铭泽一脸玩味儿的看着我的脸,一字一句的笑着对我说道:“我刚才说错了,你不是狗鼻子,你是......猪鼻子才对!”说完,突然朝着前面跑了出去。

   “郭铭泽!你居然敢骂我猪鼻子,你给我站住!今天我要是不把你屁股踹肿了,我就随你姓......”我张牙舞爪在后面咆哮着,疯了一样的在郭铭泽后面猛追着。

   郭铭泽一边跑,一边回头看着我轻笑着,后面撒了欢的追着他的我,一看他那一脸的笑容,就觉得怒火中烧,怎么看他那一脸笑,怎么都觉得他特欠揍。

   就这样郭明泽前边跑,我在后面追,跑着跑着,突然,一阵海风迎面吹来,沁入心底,凉凉的吹在脸上格外的舒服,一下把我刚才的一肚子怒火给吹灭了。

   郭铭泽已经跑到了海边的沙滩上,回眸一笑的看着我,朝我摆了摆手,喊道:“苏晓晓,你喜不喜欢这里?”

   我看着他那干净的脸上出现的笑容,突然,心跳都漏了一拍,天啊!这个郭铭泽怎么笑起来比女孩子还好看呢!还让不让我们这些女孩子活了。

   郭铭泽看我一直盯着他看,对他摆手一点反应都没有,他已经知道我又走神儿了......

   “苏晓晓同学,我是让你来看海的,不是让你来看我的!”郭铭泽直接对着我大喊道。

   我突然从晃神儿中清醒了过来,脸上顿时一囧......

   呃......

   讨厌的郭铭泽,你没事老乱笑什么啊!每次看到你那张妖孽的脸,都能让姐的神经跑偏,还每次都能让你给抓个正着,唉!真是丢死人了!

   啊......!姐不活了......

   我一脑子的懊恼挥之不去,皱着眉头撅着嘴,一副老大不情愿的朝着郭铭泽走了过去,当我踩在那软软绵绵的海滩上时,那种柔软的感觉从脚底传来,让人的心都变得软软的,这种感觉好舒服啊!

   郭铭泽脱下鞋子光着脚丫子朝着海水走了过去,我也学着他的样子光着脚走了过去,冰凉的海水浸湿脚面,清凉的感觉一下把浑身的暑气都驱散了,郭铭泽淘气的用手捧起海水朝着我泼了过来。



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