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237.第237章 像个蛤蟆一样“哇哇吐”!

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  等到都收拾完了以后,天都开始泛亮了,我沉沉的睡去,姥娘和舅姥娘就眯了一会儿,起来煮了早饭放在锅里热着,就一起去了小集上买一天的菜了,我一个人昏昏沉沉的睡到中午才醒来。

   这回我可是记住了上次摔的那惨样儿了,每次出门的时候都停一下,眼睛盯着那可恶的门槛子,高高的抬起腿迈过去,才敢大步的往外走。

   刚出屋子,就看到郭铭泽跟着舅姥爷在院子里,比比划划的不知道在干什么,我好奇的走到他们身后,猛的一拍郭铭泽的后背,吓了他一跳!

   他回头看到我刚睡醒的样子,一脸嫌弃的说道:“赶快去找个镜子照一照吧!你现在的样子太吓人了。”然后转身走到院子里的桌子前坐下,拿起水瓶子喝起水来。

   我懒得去找镜子,直接走到水井前,水桶里的水是满满的,应该是郭铭泽提前压好的,我蹲下身子,就着水面反射看到了一副,惨目忍堵连自己都不想看到的脸......

   “啊!这是谁啊?我的天啊!”我双手捂着脸的喊到,郭铭泽直接一口水,笑喷了出去......

   我现在还哪有心情收拾他笑不笑我啊!恨不得赶快找个地缝钻进去,让所有人都看不到我才好呢!真是太丢脸了。

   头发好像被炸过一样,眼睛上挂着两坨眼屎,两个深深的黑眼圈,赫然的挂在眼睛下面,比那熊猫宝宝也差不了多少了......

   舅姥爷也坐到了桌子前面,一起加入郭铭泽笑话我的行列,一老一小在我眼里,现在是最可恶的人......

   我迅速的捧起一把水,赶快往脸上泼,把眼屎先消灭掉,然后,又用手把那爆炸的脑袋压了压,总算有点人样儿了,可是,那两个深深的黑眼圈怎么办啊?

   姥娘和舅姥娘正好从外面回来,刚一进院子就看到我惨兮兮的一幕,姥娘摇着头说:“昨天晚上就告诉你不要吃那么多,怎么样?大晚上跟个蛤蟆一样,哇哇的吐,折腾了大半宿,早上起来知道难看了?活该!”

   我看姥娘没管我,直接从我身边拎着菜就去了厨房,撅着嘴杵在那里,用手捂着自己的两个眼睛,哭的心都有了......

   郭铭泽也没搭理我,可能是怕我因为刚才他笑话我,要是靠近我身边我会拿他撒气吧!他也跟着姥娘进了厨房,帮忙摘菜生炉子去了。

   舅姥爷走到我跟前,说:“行了,没事,等下多吃点饭,把昨天晚上吐出去的再补回来就好了,快点收拾收拾去,听话!”

   我真想对舅姥爷说,舅姥爷你这是在安慰人吗?我就是因为吃多了才吐的,你还让我等下再多吃点,你是想让我再吐一次吗?不会劝人就不要劝嘛!这样劝人真能让人心里呕死!

   我又洗了把脸,转身逃回了屋里,刚才太丢人了,姥娘她们都不管我,舅姥爷劝人还不如不劝呢!我才不要再出去给他们看到我的黑眼圈呢!今天我不吃饭了还不行嘛!饿一天又饿不死!



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