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389.第389章 不嫌事大是吧?

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  姥娘无奈的笑道:“嫂子,你就惯着他们吧!过几天他们都能欺负到你头上了,小孩子就要适当的武力镇压一下,要不然,真的会无法无天的。”

   聊天间,舅姥爷急匆匆的从外面回来了,因为走的太快,引起了他一阵激烈的咳嗽,舅姥娘赶快让他坐下把茶水递给了他,让他喝口水缓和一下急促的呼吸。

   等舅姥爷好不容易把气喘匀了之后,急切的开口对姥娘说道:“妹子,你都不知道,我去找了几个认为比较可靠的村民,他们居然一口就答应帮忙了,让我想不到的是,他们居然都没有害怕就答应了,这......这也太让我意外了,咳咳......咳咳咳......”

   舅姥爷一脸兴奋的把这个好消息告诉了姥娘,一口气把所有的话说完,然后就开始一直的咳嗽,舅姥娘一脸的心疼,赶快走他身后,给他拍着后背帮他顺气。

   姥娘看着舅姥爷一直咳嗽,赶快把茶杯递给他,说道:“哥,你赶快喝点水压一压,我看我嫂子说的对,你那个旱烟还是少抽一点,看看你咳嗽的这个厉害啊!走急了几步这肺都要咳出来了,快快快,喝点水!”

   我和郭铭泽也赶快站起来,走到舅姥爷身后,帮着舅姥娘给他拍着后背顺气,一阵剧烈的咳嗽过后,舅姥爷终于彻底把气给倒匀了,朝着我们摆了摆说,说:“好了,好了,这一群女人围着俺,照顾俺还真是幸福啊!估计,就是以前的皇帝也就这待遇吧!俺老头子就是马上死了也值得了。”

   舅姥娘“啪”的一巴掌,直接毫不留情的拍了过去,就见舅姥爷后脖颈子上,顿时粉红一片......

   紧接着,舅姥娘那泼妇骂街的声音瞬间响起:“你个该死不死的老家伙,那你死去吧!姥娘连尸首都不给你收,直接就把你扔到那条河里去,直接让你臭在里面得了。”

   舅姥娘这么一骂,大家才想起来,舅姥爷火急火燎的从外面回来,就是要说那条河的事啊!这被舅姥爷这么一咳嗽,直接给打岔给打过去了,现在舅姥娘一说要把舅姥爷扔河里,我们这才回过神儿来。

   舅姥爷揉了揉脖子,说道:“行了,老婆子,知道你心疼俺,俺这不是就开句玩笑嘛!先别闹腾了哈!俺们现在需要谈正事了,等事情都解决了,你爱怎么闹都行。”

   我和郭铭泽也连忙冲着舅姥娘点了点头,说道:“就是,就是,舅姥娘,等我们把重要的事情解决了以后,我们帮着您一起收拾舅姥爷,你看行不?”

   姥娘隔空朝着我和郭铭泽煽了两巴掌,说道:“两个混孩子,就知道瞎搅和,不嫌事大是吧?”然后,一脸笑容的重新回到了椅子上坐下,喝起了茶水。

   舅姥娘刚刚还虎着一脸,在听到我和郭铭泽的话后,直接换了一张笑脸,冲着舅姥爷一掐腰的,说道:“哼!死老头子,看到没?俺老婆子可是有两个得力帮手呢!你要是再敢满嘴胡说八道,老婆子俺就拿针和线,把你这张臭嘴给你缝上。”



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