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429.第429章 这可是稀奇事哦!

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  舅姥爷拦住了男孩的家人,姥娘带着我和郭铭泽快速的往家里走,当我们快到大门的时候,见到舅姥娘刚好探头往门口看了出来,因为,昨天舅姥爷让一个邻居回家给舅姥娘捎了个信,说是晚上要在男孩家安排守灵的事情,可能都不能回家了,让舅姥娘不用给我们几个人留门了。

   这大早上的舅姥娘起床以后就一直伸个脖子往门口看,主要也是担心我们会有什么意外,刚好这一伸脖子,就发现姥娘带着我和郭铭泽先回来了。

   舅姥娘马上迎了出来,朝着我们后面望了望,这次居然出乎意料的没有大喊,还用手掩着嘴巴小声对姥娘,问道:“妹子,怎么你带着孩子回来了呢?你哥人呢?”

   姥娘看到舅姥娘的样子也觉得好笑,估计是,姥娘觉得上次那些话可能真的把舅姥娘给吓着了,马上笑着对舅姥娘说道:“嫂子,你别担心,我哥他就在后面处理一下事情,随后就能回来了,你不用担心,我们先进屋吧。”

   舅姥娘脸上有点不好意思的说道:“没......没有,俺可不担心那老头子,俺就是随口问问而已,你们一起出去的嘛!俺合计也能一起回来呢!走了!走了!进屋休息一下,这一宿肯定给你们累坏了。”

   我和郭铭泽看着舅姥娘面露羞色,就好像一个小女孩别戳穿心事一样,都忍不住的抿着嘴笑了笑,毕竟大家都已经很累了,也没有那个精力去逗逗好玩的舅姥娘了。

   我们几个人刚进屋,舅姥爷后脚就回来了,一进屋就嚷嚷着要喝茶,舅姥娘赶忙去拿了水壶和茶杯都大家把茶水都倒好了,然后,安安静静地坐在椅子上一言不发,盯着我们几个人等着我们接下来要说的话。

   舅姥娘这么安静还真的让舅姥爷有些不太习惯,点着旱烟以后抽了两口,抬头对舅姥娘,问道:“老婆子,你这是咋滴了?平时都是还没等俺们屁股坐下呢!你就扯个嗓门喊上了,今天咋一声都不出,啥话都不问了呢?这可是稀奇事了哦!”

   舅姥娘白了舅姥爷一眼,说:“那俺妹子告诉俺说话要小声点,家里人说话绝对不能告诉外人,要不然,把胆小的人吓死了,俺可扶负不起那个责任,到时候,俺要是坐牢给人家偿命去了,谁照顾你这个难伺候的死老头子啊!”

   舅姥爷听了舅姥娘说的话,一口旱烟呛在嗓子里,咳咳咳的咳嗽了起来,好久的时间才好不容易把咳嗽给压了下去,脸上都快乐开了花地说道:“哎呦!还真没看出来,你这么多年的大嗓门子,居然也有一天被压住的时候啊!这可是件好事,嗯!好事!”

   舅姥娘其实是一个头脑很简单的人,根本听不出舅姥爷这是在挖苦她呢!朝着舅姥爷瞪了一眼,说道:“嗯!俺妹子说的对,俺肯定是听的,谁像你一样啊!简直就是茅坑里的石头,又臭又硬脾气还死拉的倔。”



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