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374.第374章 枪口一致对外

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  我看着舅姥娘的样子刚开始还觉得挺意外的,转念一想心里也弄明白了,估计舅姥娘应该猜到,我们这白天的去河边也不会有什么发现的,就是村里面传的那么邪乎,那也都是晚上的时候才发生的事情,所以,她也懒得开口问我们在河边都看到啥了,除了黑乎乎的河水,连个人影都不会有的。

   舅姥爷看着悠闲自在磕着瓜子的舅姥娘,也觉得有点奇怪,走到桌子前面看了看舅姥娘,一脸莫名其妙的问道:“老婆子,你在家偷吃哑巴药了?咋今天不瞎打听了呢?”

   “噗!哈哈......哈哈哈......”

   “呃......哈哈......”

   我和郭铭泽真的是没忍住,我们绝对不是故意笑舅姥娘的,只怪舅姥爷这平时看着挺糙的一个人,也有说话这么可爱的时候,这种骂人不带脏字的招式,姥娘也经常用的,难道......这是姥娘家的独家绝招吗?

   哈哈哈......真是笑的人肚肠子都开始疼了......

   在一旁的姥娘也是没有忍住,一边儿小声笑着,一边对舅姥爷说道:“哥,你怎么也没个正形啊!是不是被咱们家晓晓给带坏了,唉!这真是不分大人小孩啊!学坏永远比学好要快很多啊!”

   “姥娘,舅姥爷说舅姥娘呢!你怎么把我扯上了,我冤枉不冤枉啊!”我脸上的笑容瞬间变成了委屈的小表情,对姥娘抱怨道。

   郭铭泽也接话道:“就是啊!奶奶,这事我也觉得晓晓比较冤枉!”

   姥娘和舅姥爷,还包括刚才被骂的舅姥娘三个人,一看郭铭泽帮着我说话,全都哈哈大笑了起来,舅姥娘还说道:“哎呦!我说妹子,你看到没?这要是真到有事的时候,咱们铭泽第一个就跳出来帮着晓晓,俩人也不掐了,枪口一致对外啊!”

   姥娘也看着我和郭铭泽点点头,说道:“嗯!看出来了,以后晓晓就可以交给铭泽管着了,也许再过几年我的话晓晓都不听了,但是,铭泽的话她都能听到心里去喽!”

   呃......

   姥娘和舅姥娘这话听起来,怎么就觉得那么别扭呢!啥叫把我交给郭铭泽了,他又不算我的亲人,啥都不算,他凭啥管我啊!还听他话?做他的春秋大梦去吧!他听我话还差不多!哼!

   郭铭泽却被姥娘和舅姥娘这几句话给说了个大红脸,本来他皮肤就很白,比小姑娘还白呢!结果,这么一红脸看着还挺招人稀罕的,但是,我怎么看着他,都觉得他特欠揍!

   没说话的舅姥爷也跟着掺和了进来,说道:“嗯!我看不错,铭泽这孩子看着就稳当,长大了就让晓晓给他当媳妇吧!正好能管住晓晓这个疯丫头,两个人从小就一起打打闹闹的,倒也是能打出感情的!”

   “三位亲爱的我的亲人们,你们这也太残忍了吧!聊着聊着你们就把我给卖了是吧!就郭铭泽这小样的,谁管着谁还不一定呢!就怕他还没长大呢!就有可能被我给打死了。”我直接对着三位已经盘算着把我“卖掉”的亲人说道。



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