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76.第76章 076章:嘴又忘记把门了

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  虽然那两个小豆包吵的我头疼,但是,看到他们烧的满脸通红的样子,我也会心里觉得好难过,突然没有他们两个在我耳边吵吵,反而不习惯了,唉!人真是太容易适应环境了。

   我小心翼翼的溜进屋里,看到半卧在炕上的春桃姨和小军姨夫,一人守着一个弟弟,正在逗着他们玩呢!可能是因为饿了,两个小家伙有些闹着脾气。

   春桃姨看到我贼兮兮的进来,就知道我肯定没告诉姥娘,对我招招手,说道:“晓晓,你不是没跟你姥娘说吧?自己偷偷溜进来,等下不怕你姥娘揍你屁~股啊?”

   我挠挠头发,笑嘻嘻地说道:“昨天姥娘都留我一个在屋里呢!你们不都让我姥娘给撵出去了嘛!姥娘才不会揍我呢!我也是个很厉害的人呢!”

   就在我刚想继续说下去的时候,后脑勺被用力的敲了一下。

   “哎呀!”

   我刚想回头发飙,结果一看,居然是姥娘端着两碗面条站在我身后,直接用碗砸我的后脑勺,我当时就一缩肩膀,立马就不敢再嘚瑟了。

   姥娘瞪了我一眼,端着手里的面条走到桌子前放下,转头对我说道:“我跟你说的话,你就没一次记住的,我看你就是揍的少!”

   一听姥娘要揍我,我马上往后退了一大步,离姥娘越远越安全啊!吐吐舌头说道:“姥娘,我这就闭嘴!”

   我用两只瘦的跟鸡爪子的手,赶快把嘴巴捂的严严实实的,一着急把鼻子都给捂上了,差点没给我憋死......

   姥娘警告着用手指朝我点了点,转头对春桃姨说道:“春桃啊!领着小军出去赶快把饭吃了,这里我和晓晓看着就行,吃完就让大山和小军再进来。”

   春桃姨抓着小弟弟的手不舍得松开,有些为难的对姥娘说道:“姑,俺不饿,俺就不出去吃饭了,俺想在这多陪陪孩子。”

   姥娘走过去伸手拽她,说:“听姑话!孩子没事!吃饱了再进来,这太阳不还没下山呢嘛!快去!”

   春桃姨有些不情愿的下了地,还想再转头跟姥娘商量商量,被姥娘一个眼神给瞪了回去,到嘴边的话硬是咽了回去,转身对姨夫说道:“周小军,俺们听姑的话,出去吃饭去!”

   姨夫平时应该很听春桃姨的话,听春桃姨说听姥娘话先出去吃饭,他憨憨的应道:“好!俺听姑的!俺快点吃,一会就回来。”

   春桃姨和姨夫一步一回头,终于出了屋门口,我翻着眼皮,看了看姥娘,知道自己又犯错了,干脆躲到犄角旮旯里装透明。

   姥娘皱着眉头对我凶道:“晓晓,你是不是管不住自己这张嘴啊?你能看见东西这事,只有你舅姥爷知道,你春桃姨和大山舅舅本来现在就害怕的要死,你怎么总是胡说八道呢!”

   我一害怕就想拽衣角,刚一伸手又马上收了回去,姥娘本来就生气呢!我可不能再往枪口上撞了,眼圈红红的说道:“姥......姥娘,我忘了,我真不是故意的。下......下回我真的不敢了。”说完以后,眼泪一下子涌了出来,稀里哗啦的跟不要钱似的。



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