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75.第75章 075章:秤砣红绳能绑魂

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  姥娘把舅姥娘拉到桌子前坐下,又招呼了大山舅舅和舅妈一起过来吃饭,舅姥娘知道自己做错事,就跟个小媳妇一样,怯怯的坐在那里,大气都不敢出。

   舅姥爷也知道刚才自己是火气太大了些,勉强的挤出了点笑容,对所有人说道:“行了,都赶快吃饭吧!杵在这看什么呢?看能看饱啊?”

   姥娘笑了笑,知道舅姥爷这是在给舅姥娘台阶下呢!拿起筷子往舅姥娘碗了夹了一筷子菜,桌子底下的腿轻轻撞了撞舅姥娘的腿,让舅姥娘赶快吃饭。

   舅姥爷发脾气,大山舅舅和舅妈一声都不敢劝,要不是有姥娘在,事态还不知道能发展成什么样呢!我估计,都有可能大打出手呢!

   大家都在那里闷头吃饭,姥娘好像突然想起了什么,开口问舅姥娘:“嫂子,家里有没有秤砣?”

   “秤......秤砣?好像有一个,俺等下去找找,家里的秤已经好久不用了。”舅姥娘说道。

   舅姥爷听到姥娘的话,伸个脖子过来问:“妹子,要秤砣干啥用啊?”

   姥娘放下手中的筷子,说道:“小孩子魂魄轻,贪玩,也容易被不干净的东西勾走,一会准备两个秤砣绑上红绳,挂在两个孩子的脚上,拽着两个孩子的魂魄,七天以后就什么事都没有了。”

   舅姥娘也放下筷子,特别紧张的问:“两个孩子要两个秤砣,可家里只有一个,俺买个新的去行不?”

   姥娘摇摇头,说道:“新的不行,没有人的气息,嫂子,你等下去邻居家要一个,你再买个新的给人家,千万别告诉人家用来干什么用的,别让人家犯膈应。”

   舅姥爷把话抢过去说道:“妹子,你可别让她去了,成事不足败事有余,等下俺去要,俺先去买个新的,直接去邻居家把旧的拿回来。”

   “行!谁去都一样,哥,你一会再去买根长点的粗红绳,一起带回来。”

   “好,俺马上就吃完饭了,等下就去!”舅姥爷往嘴里猛塞了几口饭。

   舅姥娘小声说道:“老头子,慢点吃,别噎着了。”

   一桌子人除了舅姥爷朝舅姥娘翻了白眼,其他人都抿着嘴偷偷的笑了,舅姥爷看出我们强忍着没笑出声,一张老脸有些不好意思的说道:“笑啥?笑啥?都赶快吃饭!”又瞪了舅姥娘一眼说:“吃你的饭吧!就你话多!”

   舅姥娘一听这话,知道舅姥爷是拉不下老脸,话里话外是在关心她,没刚才那么生气了,脸上也露出了笑容,应道:“哎哎哎!俺老头子说的对!俺就是话太多了,吃饭!吃饭!”

   气氛一下子变得又融洽了,我也不用再哭~逼的卖萌了,舅姥爷身上那股子老旱烟的味,都快给我熏吐了,悄悄地挪了挪身体,往姥娘身边靠了靠。

   一顿饭很快的吃完了,舅姥爷拎着他的旱烟杆子出了门,姥娘跟舅姥娘去了厨房洗碗,大山舅舅还在哄着因为不能进去看弟弟们,而难过的舅妈,我有些无聊的在院子里跟精神病一样转悠,实在是太无聊了,最后我转到了小豆包的屋里。



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