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45.第45章 045章:大脑壳子,都被摔蒙了!

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  “行了,妹子,你带晓晓回屋睡觉吧!我回屋去收拾那只嘴硬的鸭子!”

   我贼兮兮的偷笑,姥娘又没惯我毛病,伸手直接敲我的大脑门,我伸伸舌头,揉了揉被敲的脑门,没敢再说话。

   走了很远的路,又哄着鬼叔叔聊了那么久,真是给我累的浑身骨头都快错位了,一进屋,我连脸都没洗,直接把自己扔坑上了,四仰八叉的就睡晕过去了。

   等我一觉醒过来的时候,房间的门并没有关严实,而是虚掩着的,就听到院子里有男人的哭声,一听那声音,我就猜到,应该是那个叫德子的男人,因为说话结巴,不利索啊!

   我套好衣服,下了炕,直接往院子里跑,农村房子的门很特殊,用木头包边的门框,下面还留了很高的门槛子,我因为着急去院里,看看发生什么情况,一时忘记了脚下那个门槛子,结果......直接毫无形象的,被绊飞了出去

   “啊......“

   这一跤给我摔的,那是绝对的酸爽无比啊!大脑壳子都被摔蒙了,估计,脑带瓜子里面的脑子,都给摔的只晃悠,等我从蒙劲慢慢清醒过来,抬起头时,院子里的人都皱着鼻子,那表情!应该是都在体会,我摔的时候那种疼吧......

   舅姥娘皱着鼻子问我:“晓......晓晓啊!你......疼不疼啊?”

   “就是啊!晓晓!不是舅姥爷说你,你咋不看着点那门槛子呢?”

   脑带瓜子被摔的晕乎乎的,我眼前有点模糊的说道:“我......我哪是不看着啊!我......我......我是不记得那还有个门槛了!主......主要是,我还没习惯呢!”

   姥娘却没有给我好脸,有些不高兴的说:“你那是不习惯?我看你一天就没个女孩子的样子!整天火烧屁~股一样,后边有狗追你啊?”

   一听到姥娘的声音,我被撞的直晃悠的脑子,慢慢的稳定了下来,两个眼圈一红,泪汪汪的对姥娘说道:“姥......姥娘!我错了!下回我稳当点。”

   “起来吧!还在地下跪着干啥!不过年,不过节的,等谁给你红包呢?”姥娘说完扭头,没再搭理我。

   “哦!”一看姥娘没打算管我,瞬间脑壳子又开始迷糊了,两只手撑着地,晃晃悠悠的从地上爬了起来。

   大清早上起来,就给这么多人跪了,整的我老没面子了,灰溜溜的走到姥娘身边,一声都没敢出的找个小马扎坐下,眼睛却狠狠的盯着那个罪魁祸首,德子叔叔!

   姥娘连个正眼都没给我,用余光扫了我一眼,又接着跟德子叔叔说道:“德子!你现在的事情,基本解决了!那个缠着你的鬼,我们也帮你谈好了,他以后不会再缠着你了!”

   “大姨!真是谢谢您了,您就是我德子的再生父母!是您让我还能像个人一样的活下去。”德子叔叔,说着,眼泪和鼻涕都流了下来,真是要多恶心,就多恶心。

   姥娘摆摆手说道:“你先别谢的太早,你确实是尿了人家一身,又踢翻了人家的骨灰坛!这个你是一定要去亲口道歉的,还要再给人家买个新的骨灰坛,再给人家买点祭品和纸钱,认错也是要拿出诚意的。”



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